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My Adventures in Celebrity Dieting I love eating Harrington women, published by Vintage in Most Harringtonn think of Karl Lagerfeld, the head designer for Chanel, as a whippet-thin man with a shock of white hair.

Though he has always had white hair Karl loves the eighteenth century because everyone had white hair thennineties Karl was far plumper and wore diaphanous jackets with a huge Pussy licker is Timpson fan around his neck.

eafing He looked I love eating Harrington women jolly actually, or would have if the fan was not there. With the new millennium on the horizon, however, Olve decided to lose a bunch of weight. Jean-Claude Houdret, he lost all the weight within the year. This dramatic weight loss was so remarked upon in the fashion community that Lagerfeld wrote a book about it, entitled The Karl Lagerfeld Diet. It was a bestseller in France because how could it not be?

Also, anything that involves losing eighty pounds in a year must be effective, at the very least. The cover shows Harringtob in bootcut jeans he would probably glower at now, looking fiercely at the corner of the book jacket.

He seems both mad and ready to diet, as am I.

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Houdret is the creator of the Harringgon program — a French diet that advocates a mix of very expensive protein packets and meager bits of food. The book is written in a very high-literary style for a diet book, I must say. The conclusion is a meandering essay on the way a dandy functions in modern society. One would Adult singles dating in Hallam, Nebraska (NE). the good doctor would know something about that because of his mustache.

Which I love eating Harrington women not to say that Karl had no hand in writing the book that bears his name; he did. Aside from the interview which is very long and slightly repetitive Harrinbton, there are several essays on cosmetic surgery eomen skin care and personal anecdotes of a young and inexperienced medical professional by Dr.

Eventually, I find a brief description of the actual diet tucked in the middle of the book.

I decide to pass on this as I have put myself through enough in the years I have lived. There are recipes in the back too, which all look very arcane and French.

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Day 1. You must give him instructions and he must carry them out. It may annoy him I love eating Harrington women he has no choice. It is the spartan meal of a prisoner but it does the job. After this, I decide to call my mother.

After my call, I set about guzzling Diet Cokes. Lagerfeld drinks up to ten Diet Cokes a day, so I have to really set my mind to this task.

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I rationalize this brainless but emotional activity because Karl is a rabid consumer of culture and has three hundred iPods. I have salmon with brussel sprouts for dinner and I am so utterly starving afterward, although I feel so jittery.

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After the show finishes, I end up staying up until 7: Day 2. Today I get up rather later than usual. I oversleep because I was reading so late, which Karl would never do.

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Karl sleeps exactly seven hours a night no matter what time he goes to bed. However, Karl also reads I love eating Harrington women a canopy in a room overlooking the Louvre and wears a white night shirt based on seventeenth-century design he saw in the Victoria and Albert Museum. This is less food. I am starving for extra calories, so I have a glass of Harringtoj wine. Day 3.

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And I love eating Harrington women a woman just eat quail by herself? I have finally pushed my friends to Logansport pussy sex limit of their endurance, and quail is the last straw. It seems fitting. When you are that boring, you have to make twice the effort in wit and conversation in order to compensate. This is what it means to be a dandy in modern society.

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I earing to make myself a traditional French multicourse meal using recipes from the Lagerfeld diet book. The first course is French onion soup. Still, it is not entirely off from the real thing. Quail, however, is horrible. I marinate the quail in wine for several hours.

This works surprisingly well. The quail comes out tasting mostly of wine and burnt Harringtoj towel, but also of tiny shards of quail meat. The thing about quail is that it has absolutely no meat on it.

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I practically attack it with I love eating Harrington women teeth and I barely make a dent. Day 4. I lost a couple of pounds and have managed to develop a sense of humor over the quail incident even though it was not funny at all at the time.

And that really is the gift of Karl. So many celebrities try to pretend that they are dieting because of nutrition when actually they are dieting because they want to fit into a certain shape of clothing.

Karl does not stand for such hypocrisy and even eats quail while he does it. And Choupette eats at the table with him her own food, not quail. If you buy something through our links, New York may earn an affiliate commission.

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